Spring Cleaning… and Maybe Your Relationship? A Massachusetts Take on Fresh Starts

Spring has finally arrived in Massachusetts—meaning it’s time to dig out from under the snowbanks (literally and emotionally). While you're Marie Kondo-ing your closets and scrubbing winter off your windows, you might also find yourself asking: Does this relationship spark joy? 🧹💔

Here are a few signs it might be time to consider a spring clean break-up, Massachusetts style:

1. You’ve had more arguments about Dunkin’ orders than actual life plans.
   If she brings home a hot coffee when you clearly asked for an iced, in April… that’s a red flag.

2. You both root for the Sox, but that’s the only thing you agree on.
   And even then, you're not on the same page about the pitching rotation.

3. You’re more excited about Patriots’ preseason drama than couple’s therapy.
   Belichick’s out—but maybe you should be too.

4. You dream of solo strolls through the Public Garden, just you and a large iced regular.
   Ah, serenity—no bickering in sight.

5. You’re planning a getaway to the Cape… and wondering how hard it is to file from Provincetown.
   (Spoiler: not hard at all—we’ve got you.)

Here in Massachusetts, we know a thing or two about resilience. Whether it’s bouncing back after a Nor’easter or navigating a new life post-divorce, spring is the perfect time to hit the reset button.

If you're ready to trade emotional clutter for peace of mind, we’re here to help you start fresh—with the same no-nonsense spirit that built Fenway and beat the British.

Let’s talk about your next chapter. After all, nothing says New England like a fresh start and a strong iced coffee. ☕💪